Dead or Alive Rap, On request. Options

[Madmarkus]

I give no apologies for any bad rhymes, or if I'm posting this in the wrong section. I don't write this kind of thing anymore.

...well, not so much.

U can’t hit me!
(Dedicated to Dead or Alive 3)

U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
My-my-my-my combos hit you, so hard,
Make you scream: “Oh dear god!”
How are, you hitting me, so hard in the head,
With two hype feet?
It feels good, when I knock you down,
Damn it, weakling, eat the ground,
I’m good, and you’re sh*t,
And my characters,
Uh, U can’t hit.

I told you, Loser,
U can’t hit me!
Yeah, that’s how I’m winning and you know,
U can’t hit me!
Look at my moves, maaan.
U can’t hit me!
Yo, let me bust your f*cking head,
U can’t hit me!
Fresh new kicks, and stance,
When I do it like that you know you’re coming last,
So lose, and just get beat,
Watch your fighter beaten in the street,
While they’re punching, hold on,
Pull a little bit and slam them on the floor,
Take that, Take that,
Fall off a cliff and break their back,
Let ‘em suffer, for a bit,
‘Cos this fighter,
Uh, U can’t hit.

Yo, I told ya,
U can’t hit me!
No more standing for you, man.
U can’t hit me!
Sound the bell, cause you lose, Sucka!
U can’t hit me!
Give me a chance, and I’ll grab them,
Faces into walls that’s what I’m giving ‘em,
Noooow, they know,
I’ll hit them in the air, and I’ll hit them on the floor,
Good fight, that’s right,
Players can lose all day and all night,
That’s what it takes, to try,
In a middle of a match to hurt my guy,
Practice, legit,
Either work hard or you’ll always wanna quit.
That’s harsh, because you know,
U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!

Break them down!
*Breakdown part.*
Stop! Hammer them!

Try a combo, it is said,
If you can’t do that then you gonna be dead,
So wave your kicks in the air,
Batter their chest, see how badly they fare,
But watch out, for a hold,
Get caught in them and soon the game is sold,
Move, change your style,
Just for a minute let’s torture him a while,
Thump, thump, thump, y-e-e-e-a-h,

U can’t hit me!
Look man,
U can’t hit me!
You better use sparring mode ‘cos you know you can’t
U can’t hit me!
Ring the bell, and try again!

Break them down!
*Breakdown part.*
Stop! Hammer them!

U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!

Break them down!
*Breakdown part.*
Stop! Hammer them!

Every time you hit me, you gonna hit the floor,
If you can’t handle that, then walk right out that door,
Now why would I ever, stop doing this?
With other stupid players, who just can’t hit?
I fight all round the world, from a forest to a cage,
It’s counter, I’ll counter, Time to counter, go counter,
Button bashers cannot play!

U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
U can’t hit me!
Yeah,
U can’t hit me!
I told ya,
U can’t hit me!
Too good,
U can’t hit me!
Yo, I kicked your ass,
U can’t hit me!

*Fade*

[Guest_JamesR_*]

Obviously based on Can't Touch This - MC Hammer ... Just in case you didn't get that.

He also forgot to mention that this was - atleast in part - inspired by the asskickery I dealt out on a regular basis on DoA.

We even used to get him to do the rap ... and often a crazy dance.

*Sigh* The Golden Days ey?

[Madmarkus]

Yeah. Thank god those are over.

This post has been edited by Madmarkus: Mar 15 2007, 12:32 AM

[Dachande]

ha i remember this

i know you have more songs mark, post them too

hell try one of tom's stories see how well that goes.

[Madmarkus]

Yes, I'm sure songs about premature ejaculation and Tom's erotic fiction would go down REALLY WELL on a forum.

[Dachande]

it'd fit right in. in this forum i'd think

nevermind then but do put up some of the other stuff you've created though

[Guest_JamesR_*]

Hah ... Necrotizing Fasciitis is more Erotic than Tom's stories.

But that leaflet thing was absolutely classic.

We Scarred that F**K'er for life.

[Madmarkus]

For those who don't know...

STEP 1 - Tom pisses our group off, especially James, who is dating his sister.
STEP 2 - Tom hits on James' Ex, a friend of ours.
STEP 3 - Tom sends her erotic fiction with MSN, which is badly spelt with appalling grammar and features her and HIS OWN SISTER.
STEP 4 - Ex spreads this around.
STEP 5 - Mark is pissed off when it is insinuated he follows James like a sheep. It's true, but only in a physical sense. Mark has always believed Tom to be an assjockey who overestimates his own intelligence. He has no intelligence.
STEP 6 - 1 Page of an erotic story is brought in by James, with Tom's MSN profile printed on the back.
STEP 7 - INSPIRATION!
STEP 8 - A one page erotic story is picked. A disclaimer and picture of Tom is added. As well as my name, because I'm awesome and want credit.
STEP 10 - 30 copies are printed and brought to college.
STEP 11 - James hugs me. Awwwww.
STEP 12 - "Leaflets" are spread, despite opposition from Tom's only friend. Tom has already retreated to a computer room, where he stays for the next week.
STEP 13 - This never dies. Unfortunately, neither does Tom, who thinks of getting me expelled.
STEP 14 - James warns him that we will literally beat him to death.
STEP 15 - I never really have to see Tom again.

This post has been edited by Madmarkus: Mar 16 2007, 12:15 AM

[Guest_JamesR_*]

You missed out one thing though, the Single copy I brought in worked its way (Through no fault of mine) onto a Photocopier.

It then worked its way around in bulk.

Whoops?

In some strange twist of Fate, I think my Girlfriend has the original now ...

We really showed him.

[Dachande]

destroying someone life i missed that.

i got one of his stories marked with comments on how to improve his spelling and punctuation which i gave back to him

and for proof of his stupity he didn't know the difference between an electric and acoustic guitars

[Resuri]

Woo i found it, you really are the ones who post here....i bet someone tries to close it though T_T

Nice rap, made me laugh.

I remember when you guys did that, i didn't really know you, but i found it funny ^^

This post has been edited by Resuri: Mar 16 2007, 03:15 PM

[Dachande]

welcome to our little corner

you think mark should put up his captain fiddler stuff?

[Guest_JamesR_*]

Oh dear god, don't bring that up.

She might scan the pictures in for all to see!

/flee

[Smashy]

I still have all the stories hehe!

[Dachande]

WTF who are you?


if you there Res PLEASE SCAN IN THE PICS OF CAPIN FIDDLER

[Smashy]

Don't be dim, its Tasha!!! Who else would have the whole Tom collection

[Guest_JamesR_*]

I sucessfuly recruit another member for the Forum.

Now, wheres my Honorary Hat?

[Smashy]

You don't get a hat....I'll buy you a drink instead:D

[Guest_JamesR_*]

Thats a nice reversal of luck.

I'm usually buying other people drinks ;p

[Smashy]

Where was mine the other night then!!!